9 definitions by Katharsis

any male body hair that is very curly; specifically back-leg hair and pubic hair
"Hey Don! Bill left another batch of curly jeffersons in the shower after his weekly trimming."
by Katharsis March 30, 2009
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When you fart first thereby accidentally triggering the shitting mechanism which releases nasty diarrhea and wet turds in your pants
When Fred discovered that his girlfriend was pregnant, he was so shocked that he fashit in his pants.
by Katharsis September 17, 2009
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When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth
AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"

DB: "What dude?"

AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
by Katharsis September 13, 2009
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Forgetting the name of the Hebrew National hotdog brand and having a complete epiphany and explaining to another what a jew dog is (a hebrew national hotdog)

Also referred to as the jew dog on a jewish person with whiskey dick syndrome
"Hey Kate, what is the name of those poser hot dogs that they call jew dog?"
by Katharsis September 13, 2009
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When a ocean lifeguard on a stand shits his or her pants and has to wash themselves off when there is no other option.
"Dude, I had to pull an aquawipe at work today."
by Katharsis September 17, 2009
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Pass On Genes, to pass on genes to many offspring because you have an astounding gene pool.
remember class POG this weekend in the upper bunk.
by Katharsis April 26, 2009
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When a father carries an infant in the front of his pants because his arms are sore. Like a kangaroo.
holy fecal material! Why is their a baby in your man pouch?
by Katharsis April 19, 2009
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