Jean-philippe 

Originates from the prostitutes and criminals from Belgium, that were sent to the new world. The mixture of french and english gave rise to an impossibly beatiful creature. The rare Jean-philippe is an extremely shy entity, that when spotted, will quickly turn and run with his long chicken like legs. When cornered, he will shake his lower lip and his eyes will swell to resemble the head of a teacup chihuahua. With this skill he can take over hollywood and have all the male himbo's worship him.

guy "hey did you see the new movie with that Jean-philippe?"
girl "The one where he looks like the chihuahua, or the one where he runs from the police, or the one where he is naked on his back?"
guy "yes"
girl "oh my god i love him"

Jean-philippe by Gereniuk February 10, 2010

Jean-Philippe 

A man with a majestic beard.
Edibles. Carries a large club.
Likes guns.
And seriously this club is like deadly.
Possibly a t1000

Dude that things bigger than Jean-Philippe's Dick.

Jean-Philippe by Yeah_I-_wentThere August 3, 2017

Jean Philipp

The type of person to really comprehend his attidude.
Seems shy and not talkative, but as soon that you know him and he feels trusted, you can talk with him about anything. from silly to serious stuff, he would feel every emotion with you.
He is often observing first and trying to understand the situation and is often thinking within himself before taking action.
He is relying to his terms of his guts.

Naturally trying to hold his emotions hiden.
He is whole hearted and want you to stay in a cool vibe, trying to make people happy.
If you hurt him or taking him for granted he could really let every emotion out.
If You somehow make him angry, than you should watch out, because he would be a really different person when mad, it would be the best for everyone to communicate with him and calming him down.
He nonetheless is a lovable person acting all calm, but can feel chaotic
When you know every layer of his personality then you have a friend or lover for your life.

Jean Philipp: You want to go out for an meal?
Girlfriend: yeah shure, are you paying up?
Jean Philipp: 'beeing stingy af and laughs' No..., you know i'm stingy, maybe next time.
Girlfriend: 'having an crisis' yeah i know but... just this once?
Jean Philipp: I'm stingy, but i can try beeeing generous too.
Cousin: 'interrupting the conversation' f*ck you
Jean Philipp: 'fooling around' no, fuck me
everyone having a laugh and hearing in there head 'sweet home alabama'

Jean Philipp by McGeadeClure6102 November 22, 2021

Jean-Philippe Lapierre

Name or adjective
The act of always losing at NHL99, or complaining about the team you chose and the controller.

That guy is such a Jean-Philippe Lapierre

Jean-Philippe Lapierre by The Real Crown Burger Braa March 14, 2018

Jean-Phillipe Kindler 

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"

is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.

Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.

At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.

Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.

German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"

Jean-Phillipe Kindler by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023