jerried 

Accepting a cake or other product off Jerry resulting in losing a few hours and a good night's sleep.

I ate that brownie and now I'm jerried

jerried by The original alchemist September 6, 2021

j'berried

aka dbagged
aka mcwhacked
aka j'd

being directly affected by an adverse outcome

dh: did you hear that parker got his dick lopped off at the factory last week?

bill: man, that sucks! he totally got j'berried.

j'berried by hi i'm hey he's December 20, 2009

Jerried 

Next-level unluckiness in fantasy basketball. Often lose a category by an ultra slim margin. Suggested countermeasure is to pray.

Jerry thought Alex got Jerried, but later learned that he is the one who actually got Jerried. Aka double-Jerried.

Jerried by hueheuhue August 9, 2016

Jerried 

Where you get fucked in a hotel room on the way to a gaming competition by a dude named Jerry, all while a trusted teacher watches in absolute horror

"Dude, I heard some guy got Jerried on the new last night"

Jerried by Bimblor March 21, 2022

Jerried 

To have the best performance in a game despite being on the losing team. As per Jerry West, the only NBA player to win Finals MVP but lose the championship.

John: Those guys were fucking ass, except for Griffin. Griffin definitely Jerried that game.

Jerried by Kyroka June 25, 2024