jay time 

The passing of time an hour later than standard time, but still 5 minutes better than dealer time.

girl: "dude wtf yo, i've been waiting here in the fuckin rain for a whole hour now you bastard!!!"

boy: "sorry gee, i'm runnin on jay time here, innit!"

jay time by rambo'd March 16, 2009

Jay Time 

A mythical time zone where the phrase “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes” can mean anything from never to sometime next week. Common among people who consistently promise to return calls but vanish into the abyss of procrastination and distractions. Similar in vibe to "Pakistan Time," where punctuality is a fluid concept.

"Don’t wait by the phone, bro — he’s running on Jay Time again."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."

Jay Time by RunningOnJayTime July 30, 2025

Jay Light Savings Time  

Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.

Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time

Jay Light Savings Time by polarbigi March 14, 2007