5 definitions by polarbigi

Jay Light Savings Time

Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.

Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time

by polarbigi March 14, 2007

GHETTO Engineer

Using urban ghetto techniques to solve a problem.

My main man Geoff fixed his sump bizump using a garden hose attached to the sump pump with a sock. This guy is a true graduate from the school of ghetto engineers.

by polarbigi March 5, 2007

space trash

Man-made objects remaining in space though they no longer serve any useful purpose. It is estimated that hundreds of millions of pieces of space trash are now floating through our region of the solar system.

The other day, while cleaning out the dead squirrels from my pool, some space trash hit my cheap hand me down patio furniture and destroyed my table.

by polarbigi July 5, 2007

Macrowave

Device similar to the microwave which uses MACROwaves to cool food items.

Hey marsh, can you please put my soda in the macrowave for 30 seconds to make it a bit colder.

by polarbigi March 16, 2007

slum lord

An owner of slum property, especially one that overcharges tenants and allows the property to deteriorate.

Yo, my slum lord T to the J Smitty painted over the mold on my walls to fix it ... At least he picked a nice color.

by polarbigi December 20, 2006