n. Great person to be around. The hopeless romantic. girls love him boys loath him. Don't leave your girl around him because there is a good chance you wont have her anymore
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going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.
First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.
I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.
3rd album from Lemon Demon. It's the one with "I've Got Some Falling To Do" in it.
Why is it called "Hip to the Javabean"? No one knows.
What are the songs about? Nobody knows. Why does your evil shadow have a cup of tea?
Why does the last song in the record have a 7 minute long instrumental intro?
Person 1: Hey, have you listened to Hip to the Javabean?
Person 2: What?