jasoned

to be more than violently drunk

I got jasoned yesterday at the bar and was kicked out.

by Alexman2 October 10, 2007

jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 5, 2009

jasoned

The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female

Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned

by tiny_nips May 5, 2008

Jason Jason

Giving head with a mouth full of Sylvia

I got some fire Jason Jason last night

by Thichboi_ 42069 December 4, 2020

Jason

Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times. He tries to be a good guy to everyone and is always trying to clear his past.

See that guy right there, that's jason.

by Not Jason Powers October 7, 2018

Jasonism

the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.

*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism

by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017

Jasonic

1.) Awesome, Hardcore
2.) Probably the heaviest bassist ever to live

Did you see that guy explode into a million pieces? That was Jasonic fer sure!

by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009