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A church going goody-two-shoes, who seems innocent and like he/she is a virgin to everyone he/she knows, but actually has quite the sex drive and knows how to satisfy it. Leads somewhat of a double life.
Hey, see that girl over there with the turtle neck sweater and cross pendant? I totally banged her last night... she's totally a Jeslut!
Jeslut by hot-stuff93 July 19, 2010
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Jablute means when you're trying to eat and someone ejaculates in your plate. And then you eat it anyways. (It happens to the best of us)
Hey buddy, can you cum in my plate so I can do jablute?
jablute by Jablute March 28, 2020
jason is such a jasluton
jasluton by sherrytheberrylarryscary November 18, 2016

Jascut Riodias 

Hebrew saying, meaning "stealing the holy grail, fleeing to South-France, having kids and generally having a great time". Hebrew is truly a very rich language for having these beautiful idioms.
Dude, I've had enough, I think I'm gonna Jascut Riodias.
Jascut Riodias by prof. Baudeweyns January 16, 2019

Jasutopianism 

A new political, economic, philosophical and legal system established by the author of Jasutopianism copyrighted as of March 9th, 2021.

The book is a Manifesto that provides a fully functional non-monetary utopian societal system that the author theorizes is paramount to communism or capitalism.

Inside this utopian society provides huge democratic reforms of the branches of a democratic government, reforms of law, reforms of society and as well as novel philosophical theories such as the theory of Eternal Relativity.

Sources:
The author's book "Jasutopianism" is available on Amazon
Jasutopianism is better than Communism or Capitalism. It's the democratic society of the future mayyne.
Jasluxx is a instagram influencer who’s poppin
“Hey have you heard of jasluxx she’s popular!!!” “Yeah, she’s my cousin”
jasluxx by Jasalalala August 25, 2023