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Something that is fun and/or sweet. Totally rocking. bitchin
Man, I just shanghai-ed that girl which was totally jarv.
by Dr. P aka Chainsaw August 17, 2006
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A word used to describe being bad ass or punk rock. Just means anything F*cking awesome. ; Elkford.
That mosh pit was fucking Jarv
by Jarvinator April 12, 2010
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a geza with fluffy eye brows that loves old school rave up tunes.
by mad1 April 16, 2005
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A sad, lonely man with no friends, they are bad at making decisions and cannot give you a straight answer. A short term plesaer who never makes an effort. A rather unsightly character with not many redeeming features.
sam - "are you coming to the pub tonight, mate?"
Wes - "nah mate, im gonna stay at home."
Sam - "Why"
Wes - "just got some shit to do."
Sam "for fucks sake Wes, stop being such a Jarv"
by bongy2000 May 17, 2010
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A common street & recreational drug that comes from the marijuana plant.
Let's blaze some jarv behind the garage.
by Jimbo Thrice December 06, 2013
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