Things to do in Elkford: Nothing realisticly, unless you enjoy wildlife. Some residents enjoy chasing deer as a hobby. Hunting is also quite popular, unless your an animal-rights person.
Something that has picked up lately in the area, is an epic dance move. You make 2 fists, pound them twice above your head, and twice below. Do this to a beat of a rather faster paced song, and you'll fit in just fine.
Elkford doesn't get along very well with it's next-door town, Sparwood. The reason is unclear to some people, unless your in the highschool.
Elkford person: Hey! This has a good beat.
*Elkfordians do Elkford dance*
Outsider: ... Wth?