| 1. | Steaming Road Twinkie | ||
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Typically when an over the road truck driver or anyone who drives long distances for that matter takes to the road, one needs various methods to keep awake. Some may resort to coffee, others music, but the most hearty will resort to the road twinkie. The road twinkie is created when a sock is used to cover the erect manhood of the driver who then works out a batch of man juice. This juice is caught inside of the sock thus making it resemble a twinkie. Disposal is usually done by throwing the newly formed twinkie out of the car window. Trucker 1: Man, got a long haul tomorrow. Taking a load of rebar and sheet rock from Tulsa to LA. Not sure if I can stay awake.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields. |
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| 2. | cornhole | ||
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A backyard game played in the Cincinnati area. A cross between beanbags, horseshoes, and Jarts. Highly entertaining, low impact! We drank a ton of beer and played cornhole.
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| 3. | lawn darts | ||
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Very popular outdoor game, but dangerous. Also known as Jarts. You hold it by the fin, and toss in into the hoops to score points. In Dec. 19, 1988, they are banned, because of the deaths of 3 children and over 5000 serious injuries. CPSC urges you to destroy or trash the lawn darts, and use the rings from the larn dart game for the replacement pieces for the ring toss game, or something similar.
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| 4. | Twit | ||
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Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids. Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.
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| 5. | lawn darts | ||
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An out-doors game that incorporates the skill of horse-shoes with the thrill of terminal head injury. "I was about to learn that you should never be on the receiving end in a game of 'catch the lawn darts'...."
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| 6. | jartz | ||
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a very hot chick with big breasts. hey chow look at that jartz!
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| 7. | Landsbury'ed | ||
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It's like getting "served" but somehow always ends with the "Murder She Wrote" theme song. Wait, you had your job outsourced to a cardboard cutout of a penguin? Dude, you totally got Landsbury'ed.
(someone begins to hum the theme music to Murder She wrote) |
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