jaredish

An adjective, meaning 'cold, distant, indifferent'. So named due to the attitude popular idol Jared Fogle displays when not on camera.
Can also mean sexually promiscuous.

Mark: My girlfriend's totes acting jaredish around me.
Shaquille: Slap that ho.

John: Can't believe how jaredish you're acting, Kate.
Kate: What I do with my body is my choice, Dad!

jaredish by Quarr November 29, 2010

Jargonshpargon

The feeling of confidence before entering a situation where knowledge of a topic is needed

Person 1: You revise for that test we got later?
Person 2: Yes! I'm Totally Jargonshpargon!

Jargonshpargon by Benadude June 12, 2008

Jargonista 

A person who is able to use a variety of technical terms to ultimately say nothing meaningful, but somehow still manages to satisfactorily answer questions from senior management, all while sipping a Venti, sugar-free, non-fat, vanilla soy, double shot, decaf, no foam, extra hot, Peppermint White Chocolate Peppermint Mocha with light whip, upside-down, 1 pump of peppermint, 1 and 3/8 pumps vanilla, heavy whip-cream, 3 ice cubes, 1/4 teaspoon Nutmeg sprinkled on top, with green sprinkles, light cinnamon dusted on, stirred, with no lid, double cupped, and a straw

Gary is the ultimate jargonista. He was able to deflect each of Claire's questions with a bunch of mis-used and non-sensical technical terms without spilling his latest barista creation.

Jargonista by Furry Trout August 14, 2011

jargonise 

verb - to jargonise, the act of taking a simple easily understood word and changing it to a different word which is harder to understand by most as it is from a semantic field understood only by those with intense knowledge of that particular field. Can also be the act of taking a simple easily understood text, and carrying through a similar action as above except to the whole text. past tense, jargonised

I was able to understand that word, because it was just the word, 'word', but now someones jargonised and its now 'lexeme' and I can't understand it.

jargonise by jargoniser March 26, 2011

Jargershnitzal 

-a form of low quality beer at the e-club
-going out with the bros on a Friday night after a hard week

Bro we are about to get some Jargershnitzal.

Friday jäger snitz.

It's going down jäger snitzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........

Jargershnitzal by Camp scawhb-o January 10, 2014

Jarlenis 

A girl who can test you right and give you what you desire! A beautiful, young , caring person. If she gets treated wrong you will be missing out! Also it is a unique name one of a kind!

Jarlenis is a unique name

Jarlenis by Jessica pansemo March 9, 2019

jamenisha 

A ghetto ass name from Maury

My cousins baby momma is Jamenisha

jamenisha by Lizaaa October 26, 2013