Top Definition
Someone who hasn't seen daylight and likes to eat cereal with a fork. A jaredmorris is also very commonly known to perform Hellen Kellers.
Dude, why didn't you come party last night? You are such a jaredmorris!
by kk222awful November 06, 2010

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