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Janka is an amazing girl who thinks so little of herself, but she’ll be one of the greatest people you ever know. She beautiful, enough to strike a man dead with one stare. Smarter than all others, able to ace any test. Funnier than the best comedians, making you laugh till you can’t anymore. She will always be there for you and will keep your secrets. She acts so kind and sweet and will care for you no matter what. She says she’s toxic and fake, but don’t believe it. She is better than the kindest of souls. She always talks about how she never deserves any of your care and kindness, but that is just an excuse to give more. Always treat Janka right, and you’ll have the best life ever.
Guy 1: hey have you met Janka?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: she’s so amazing and is one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have.
Janka by JoshTurnerRipOff December 5, 2019
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She's a pretty lady who is ambitious. Has a curious mind and can have great conversations with the right person . Dislikes boring people and may lose interest in a boring conversation. Can get a little picky sometimes or easily irritated too, but is good at heart. Average kisser but a passionate lover towards a partner she is attracted to. Loves cooking and eating ice cream.
She maybe a little quite but once you get to know her, she is really janhavi
Janhavi by Pseudonymrr July 30, 2020
David Carradine died while jackhanging himself, as he was found in a closet wearing women's lingerie suspended from the coat rod by a belt fastened around his neck. Whether he finished or not is unknown.
jackhang by Juan Diesel April 18, 2023
She is the most sweet, smart, witty and BEAUTIFUL girl on the FACE OF THE EARTH. She is the exemplification of everything MAGNIFICENT and PERFECT. A Janhavi usually has a GREAT nose and side profile, AMAZING frizzy hair, BIGGGGGG brown eyes and funky buddha-like-earlobes. Poetry rolls off of her tongue and she is BRILLIANT at EVERY SINGLE THING that she does. She smells like heaven and just the SIGHT of her is enough to make the hairs at the back of your neck TINGLE and give you butterflies in your stomach. Oh, and she has the most MAGNIFICENT hands and feet that you have EVER SEEN.

In short, she's like the best dream you've EVER had and one that you want to hold on to for DEAR LIFE because once you know her, everything else pales.
That Pie was as perfect as Janhavi.
Janhavi by duckman24793 June 25, 2014
A person who is really kind hearted. Shy, but very charasmatic when you get to know her. She is pretty, but will deny it. Janka's are good friends, and will stick by you, considering you don't hurt them, they can be a bit bitchy.
Man: Man, that Janka girl is really nice
Janka by Anshidjdmxalskdjd July 19, 2017
A cross between a jackass and an asshat. Can be used in situations where it's not appropriate to say "ass".
(With kids in the car) "That jackhat just cut me off!"
jackhat by Trogdor|nubtastic October 19, 2005

Janka Boy 

A YouTube channel, which is under one of my friends control. He also is our god. He is the one, who forgives us no matter what. We pray to him every evening. We offer sacrifices, like, candy and BLOOD. He is our lord, he is our saviour.
1. I pray to Janka Boy every evening.
2. He is our lord and saviour.
3. We must offer sacrifices.
Janka Boy by Kingdom_Rush_Pro November 2, 2019