Jandy

When something is complete and utter perfection to the point that it makes you want to dance with a bottle of fireball and a jug of Purex in each hand. Legend has it the origins of Jandy can be traced to the southeastern region of Mexico.

"Hey Colin, you see that baby Brazilian tapir (or pudú) over yonder? How Jandy!"
"Oh you're going to see Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"Oh you fucked Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"When I get home I'm gonna make the jandiest plate of perogies!"
"Spencer, your sandals smell like bear semen!" *Dustin throws Spencer's sandals out the car window while driving through Smallville* "Gee golly, thanks for jandying up the situation Dustin!"

by If I Had Twitter July 18, 2016

Jandi

A person doom to repeat life with the same name and the same personality and his/her personality is kind and shy around cute girls

He is a jandi he will repeat life again and again

by cyrus tendo September 10, 2013

Jandy

Scary guy who likes to grind up lightbulbs and put them in peoples oatmeal and soup.

"Do you know where nick is?"
"Yeah, he died."
"How?"
"Jandy put a lightbulb in his soup."
"Again?"
"Yep."

by CassidyandChiara October 13, 2011

Jandy

A super hot and sexy girl. She will rock your world

Jandy is the sexiest girl I know!

by Pete Tom January 3, 2019

jandy

Phrase used to describe hooking up with multiple RANDOM guys in one night

Jandying (verb)- to hook up with multiple random guys in one night

**BEWARE** pulling a jandy can result in year long taunting from friends and aquaintances

Wow, she pulled a jandy at the party last night.

by Jandier January 11, 2011

Jandy

An on and off couple that fight lots but still love each other.

“Oh it’s jandy.”

by kath.zhang March 11, 2018

Jandi

doom at it's finest.
She looms behind you 24/7 stalking you through various Social Media services
She uses punch lines which start to be cool but end up sounding weird after she adds her twist to it

Ugh I've got a jandi stalker again

by Ninjaleno January 31, 2022