jameswelch

A term used by african children in small hovels around zimbabwe - it is a folklore of sorts, which tells of a village idiot named jameswelch who had once lived there...

The story says that he 'Whacked' off a giraffe during mating season and had an un-expected surprise.

Thus making the word, jameswlech an insult.

in our village Suman is the jameswelch of old.

jameswelch by Allahbebackagain June 19, 2006

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James welch

A gay man hiding as a straight man. Usually has contracted aids

Man that guy is such a James Welch, we all know he’s a gay aids patient.

James welch by Thus1984 November 7, 2018

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jameswelch • jamesweickmann

jamesweickmann

the best mate anyone could ask for; a hero!

do you know jamesweickmann? if you don't, you haven't lived life.

jamesweickmann by iyan March 29, 2009

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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