1. used to refer to a state of emotion when one a person cannot describe how they are feeling emotionally.
2. being jalous is fairly similar to being jealous, but it's to an even greater degree. it's usually found in a person (like yourself) who isn't anywhere NEAR as cool as the person they're talking to (like me)
-How do you feel?
-I don't know.
-What's one word to describes your feelings?
-I feel jalous.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'