JakselPhobic 

JakselPhobic is when someone hate a language that come from Jakarta selatan(indonesian capital city). The language their use are they mix the indonesian and english. some of people are ok with it because they're not JakselPhobhic and some of them like me hate that language. why? because some of them like if mixing Indonesia X english it would really cool. but, you know what? It's fucking confusing me like bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. they're mixing the language and make me confusing asf. and, most of them say "if we use the whole english language, u will say "gak bisa bahasa inggris" (Indonesian jokes when someone can't speak english)" and some of them say " we mix the language because we want to learn english language". like, Just use the whole english language. don't mix the indonesian and english.

And.,As a Jakselphobic we call this language "Bahasa Kentut( Fart language)"

Queen: gw literally kurang setuju wih ur opinion. Because, u guys are not supposed to insult gw ya. kek literally lu itu berargumen cuma buat insult gw. Pasti kalian anak efbi(efbi mean facebook) ya?

Rusdi: bacot lu ngomong litereli wicis kayak literally lu itu kayak kontol ya wicis u can suck my balls. gw litereli wicis gweh itu Jakselphobic, kenapa? lo gak suka kek wicis litereli u can kiss my lips and we having sex until u have 9 babies

JakselPhobic by Horny Ass Business Man December 2, 2021

jakescakes 

The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas

1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.

jakescakes by Jake March 13, 2005

Jakselish 

Kind of language which South Jakarta (Jaksel) teenagers use by combining one or two English words with Indonesian in every sentence they use.

And, yes, Jakselish phrase often started with "which is-" and "literally-".

Girl A : "Literally, gua tuh nggak salah, harusnya, which is dia tuh tau sebetulnya kalo gua bener"
Girl B : "...stop ngomong Jakselish.

Jakselish by galonaquaKW October 5, 2018

jaksen 

Most awesome intelligent chill kid there ever was.

The greatest of all time = Jaksen

jaksen by Sup1122 May 18, 2018

jakecoding 

When a piece of code should not work in theory but somehow still works correctly. The code should is fundamentally incorrect, however, it executes and outputs the intended results.

Dude1: How does that even compile? It shouldn't work!
Dude2: Its jakecoding man.

jakecoding by yakitrak May 7, 2019

jaksel 

short of jakarta selatan (south jakarta) the inhabitants here are rich westernized clubbing liberals that speak english mixed with indonesian and goes to international schools

"Adinda needs to stop speaking in English all the time it's irritating"
"She's from Jaksel bro, of course she's gonna do that"

jaksel by longsnakemoan January 31, 2022

Jakescott

Sits in his room all day and plays PS4 he sucks at destiny 2 and can't raid for shit.

He also plays anime games

Wow I can't believe how bad jakescott is

Jakescott by Rulazer January 20, 2019