Janaka 

A dangerous looking Sri-Lankan geezer who basically invented Excel and is secretly Bill Gates' lovechild. He loves Skype, not having Burritos, watching Sri-Lankan adult entertainment on his amazing tablet and any form of numeracy. Also known as the one and only J-Dog.

"You aren't the coolest Sri-Lankan geezer in the world, that's Janaka!"

"I wish I was as cool as Janaka"

Bill Gates: "Have you met my secret lovechild Janaka?"

"Janaka is the original J-Dog"

Janaka by Quentin Tarquin February 19, 2013

jakamahaka 

jakamahaka  (ja ka ma ha' ka) n., adj. 1. a person whose behavior is predictable 95% of the time in a given situation.
2. A person who in all respects shares personality characteristics with 95% of a given social environment.
3. A person who is surrounded by people with similar tastes, world views, or predispositions to topics worthy of discussion.
4. The state of being or acting like 95% of the people in a given situation

That jakamahaka just left the party... Thank God!

He had a good time that night seeing all of those people, but he couldn't help feeling like the jakamahaka that he truly was.

Wow was I totally being jakamahaka that night.

jakamahaka by Jakamahaka April 29, 2005

Jakaya 

strong female, open minded, and self less. this female cares for all and it takes a lot for her to give up on you! this female does have a bad temper/attitude though. takes love over passion, and is the loyal type of friend/girlfriend. this female is low key and laid back. and is an amazing friend this will bring nothing but smiles! this female NEVER BACKS DOWN TO ANYONE, start an argument and she will finish it!! this female is all around PERFECT but not a PERFECTIONIST

jakaya is perfection

Jakaya by jayla🐵 September 24, 2018

Jafakan 

Fake Jamaican, usually a Wigga. People who feel the need to act like a Jamaican because they smoke weed. People whose parents are born in Jamaica but they themselves were born in England and speak shit Patois when they get angry.

Piss off you Jafakan!

ME NAH JAFAKAN FOOL BOMBA CLART THE TA RAHS... Oh Mummy didn't see you there!

Jafakan by DalstonDuchess86 October 6, 2016

Jakoka 

A tall creature that roams the north-east coast of America. This creature stands on two feet mostly but has no knees. The Jakoka is a strange creature because it is abnormally large for an asexualy reproducing animal. The Jakoka is a party freak. The Jakoka has no neck. The Jakoka lays eggs. The Jakoka is a loveable creature and is a very good wingman.

jakoka jakaka

Jakoka by A_C_Unit December 6, 2010

Jakabab 

A natural dissapointment

Kyle youre such a Jakabab

Jakabab by nesgamer July 31, 2011

jalaka 

A person who is sweet, caring, and loyal. They always do the right thing even when under pressure and will do anything to save their friends.

My new friend is really talented, Jalaka, and honest.

jalaka by Lama.fye April 14, 2017