1 definition by Quentin Tarquin
A dangerous looking Sri-Lankan geezer who basically invented Excel and is secretly Bill Gates' lovechild. He loves Skype, not having Burritos, watching Sri-Lankan adult entertainment on his amazing tablet and any form of numeracy. Also known as the one and only J-Dog.
"You aren't the coolest Sri-Lankan geezer in the world, that's Janaka!"
"I wish I was as cool as Janaka"
Bill Gates: "Have you met my secret lovechild Janaka?"
"Janaka is the original J-Dog"
"I wish I was as cool as Janaka"
Bill Gates: "Have you met my secret lovechild Janaka?"
"Janaka is the original J-Dog"
by Quentin Tarquin February 19, 2013