One of the most slept on luxury brands, period. While some people say they're for old men and other people might automatically shout JUNK in response, Jaguars ooze class, elegance and style. Just like sister brand Land Rover, they're a favorite of the British royal family, with royals such as Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle regularly being chauffeured in XJLs. Back in the day, Jaguars used to be hot shit in the US, with the majority of their sports cars being sent across the Atlantic. Even today, Jaguars are still relevant, contrary to what Mercedes fans would like you to believe. Jags are name dropped in rap songs and appear in many movies and TV shows. Not luxurious? Please. The new F-Pace and XF are absolutely GORGEOUS. Yes, they may have had a 'cheap-feeling' era but who cares? Jags are cool. While they may be in a tough predicament right now, Jaguar will never die.
I'm different, I have a Jaguar when everyone else has a Lexus or Mercedes-Benz.
by henryfromny2.0 October 29, 2022
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Mainly driven by old men with bald heads
Old men who drive jaguar convertibles often have bald heads.
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Jaguar once again tried to break into the compact luxury sedan market and failed miserably. While the XE was by no means a bad car, the objectively worse Infiniti Q50 was a stronger seller, and the established Lexus, Mercedes, BMW, Audi and Volvo sedans performed much better especially in the all-important US market. A far better car than that mess of an X-type, but was it too small?
The Jaguar XE is a much better gateway drug to JLR than a Range Rover Evoque.
by henryfromny2.0 October 15, 2022
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Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.
1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
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The act of giving a friend or homie a kiss on the cheek.
Lets give the homie Chris some Jaguar Pride.
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Easily the most slept on luxury car of all time. While Mercedes pumps out E-class sedans, wagons, coupes and convertibles by the second, Jaguar's big wagon was left to languish. While no one bought them, probably due to how terrible the pre-facelift XF interiors were, they represented a uniquely British estate car with drop-dead gorgeous styling and decent performance. Rest in peace XF Sportbrake.
I was furious when the Jaguar XF Sportbrake was discontinued.
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