Jaguar XE

This is a jag often referred to as the poor mans jag. It is a load of crap that offers no luxury and is at heart a Ford Mondeo under the hood. People who buy this car are definitely trying to compensate for penis size but don’t have the proper money to do so… *cough* *cough* T *cough* *cough*

Women -“Omg is that a Jag”
Chapman -“Yea a Jaguar XE, sexy isn’t it”
Women -“Oh and XE…ummm…sorry I don’t date small (minded) men”

by BigCockDynamite June 13, 2021

Jaguar XE

Jaguar once again tried to break into the compact luxury sedan market and failed miserably. While the XE was by no means a bad car, the objectively worse Infiniti Q50 was a stronger seller, and the established Lexus, Mercedes, BMW, Audi and Volvo sedans performed much better especially in the all-important US market. A far better car than that mess of an X-type, but was it too small?

The Jaguar XE is a much better gateway drug to JLR than a Range Rover Evoque.

by henryfromny2.0 October 15, 2022