A Jewmaster 3000, also known as a sauna or a steam room, gets its name from the Holocaust where several million Jews were turned to Ashes by being burnt in ovens. Most commonly used in the Washington, D.C. area. A racist term.
Jones: Sup nigga want to hit up the Jewmaster 3000 after we rape these tricks?
Jamaal: No dude I have to see the parol officer because like all niggers I am worthless and like to deal drugs!
Jones: True dat nigga, white power!
Jamaal: Suck my cock! I'd love to git in the Jewmaster 3000 for a little heat up. I've got to hide my heater in my anus first.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.