a reference to the vine that goes "waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read" by josh kennedy. if you see this in a comment, basically they are saying they wish they never read whatever was on the post, or that they wish they couldn't read.

it's posts like these that make me wish i was jared, 19

Jared, 19 by hecking September 15, 2018

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Jared Baird

a guy who says 'yeet' too much

go subscribe to Jared Baird's YouTube!

Jared Baird by norah hehe July 30, 2016

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Jared Kleinman

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)

"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"

Jared Kleinman by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018

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Jared Kleinman

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.

That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise

Jared Kleinman by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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