jackedness 

the degree that a person is jacked (muscular).

Guy: she likes me because of my jackedness

jackedness by Thor9999 January 16, 2011

Fadedness 

In a state of inebriation from large amounts of alcohol and/or marijuana.

"I can't fight the fadedness!"

Fadedness by SwirlGirl March 2, 2005

jakeness 

T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!

Jakeness: omgz ur so l337
Ron: i wurship u jakeness

jakeness by Cass February 13, 2005

jadenssoup 

a tik toker, with 8k at this moment of time, who got popular for posting a video of jaden hossler and got 1.6million views.

omg did you see jadenssoup's new video! it's so good.

jadenssoup by millydollarpuzzay January 31, 2021

Jaeness

An exclamatory remark used in place of the word "gayness"
A person will normally use this word when they have just be gayed X 100.

The term originates from a boy named Jae who likes little boys and is also referred to as Jaesha.

Yo! I just lost in fantasy by a point. Thats fuckin Jaeness! Straight up.

Jaeness by whodini December 28, 2007

jackdedness 

the state in which your arms a super duper buff

rich's jackdedness tore threw his shirt

jackdedness by oyfookyo August 28, 2017

Fadedness 

something more than faded

The fadedness on the hat was so much that you couldn't read the logo anymore.

Fadedness by T-Dawg May 4, 2004