Jackson's Law 

Similar to Murphy's Law, Jackson's Law states that the likelihood of any action being awesome is inversely proportional to the number of people observing.

By this law, any cool or hard to repeat action will be seen by few to no observers, while the most embarrassing will be seen by a crowd.

Andrew: Today I hit a pothole on my bike.
Will: Are you okay?
Andrew: Yeah - I flew off my bike, did a perfect combat roll, and came up running - not a scratch. But nobody saw it!
Will: Ouch. Jackson's Law is a bitch, man.

Jackson's Law by Izaea September 21, 2009

jackson's manbun 

head pubes to match the monobrow

jackson's manbun hides more secrets than his loli folder.

jackson's manbun by glizzygobbla7427 February 19, 2021

Jackson's Hole Wyoming 

Where Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg go to have secret sex parties with Israeli billionaires

Going to Jackson's Hole Wyoming this weekend for a top secret bang a thon with the rich white tech gurus and Kanye West this weekend

Jackson's Hole Wyoming by D Flawless August 23, 2021

Jackson's Mustache 

The morning after sex, while the woman is still asleep, the act of cumming on her upper lip, then attaching a $20 bill to it.

A: Dude, how did that chick get home this morning?

B: Oh, it was no big deal, I gave her Jackson's Mustache.

Jackson's Mustache by Greene Team July 25, 2011

jackson's dick 

The small thing in the world. It is so small you need a microscope.

He had a Jackson's dick

jackson's dick by Bemopielover January 5, 2017

Jackson's Dick 

A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."

Man, Did you see the new kid in the locker room? He sure has Jackson's Dick!

Jackson's Dick by platergamer January 14, 2024

Jackson's way

When him/her give a handjob in the dennys parking lot with blue and red hot icing untell he blows a load on the food of choice and yell SHAZAM!

Did you like it Jackson's way

Jackson's way by Big gumper July 28, 2025