jackoffability 

this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to jackoffable

Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%

jackoffability by mokey22 June 1, 2010

jackoffasaur 

1. Thought to have been extinct, these annoying creatures with big lips and bald heads can pop out babies faster than an Atari 2600 rapid fire controller extention!

2. BoooooWHOOP!

Look out it's coming right for us!

jackoffasaur by Gimble March 2, 2004

Jackoffaddickt 

When a person is addicted to masturbation.

Dude I stay home and jack off 10 times a day! I'm such a Jackoffaddickt.

Jackoffaddickt by Mr.Clown June 22, 2009

jackoffable 

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

jackoffable by Brian April 17, 2003

JackoffJanuary 

Jackoff in pride as you start and end your January.

Aidan caught his dad participating in JackoffJanuary

JackoffJanuary by Kayden UrMom December 2, 2018

jackoffathon 

Literally, a masturbating or, "jack-off", marathon.

1. Any large amount of time (hours, days, etc.) solely dedicated to masturbating multiple times.

2. Masturbating vigorously multiple times, with friends/girlfriends, or alone for an extended period of time

Jack's wife had gone to her parents' house for the weekend. Since he had ordered the Playboy channel and didn't want all that hand moisturizer to go to waste, he decided to plop down in front of the TV and have himself a jackoffathon.

jackoffathon by actionman777 April 1, 2010

jackoffasaur 

Jackoffasaurs are humans from the future who annoy everyone except Cartman and breed like crazy.

An example of the future of the human race, which isn't particularly good at anything. Jackoffasaurs symbolize the result of the dumbing down of society which is taking place.

jackoffasaur by WalkerTexasToast July 19, 2009