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4 definitions by actionman777

 
1.
See "jackoffathon".

To masturbate vigorously, either alone or with friends/girlfriends, multiple times for an extended period of time.
Jack's wife had gone to her parents' house for the weekend. Since he had ordered the Playboy channel and didn't want all that hand moisturizer to go to waste, he decided to plop down in front of the TV and have himself a jerkoffathon.
by actionman777 April 01, 2010
 
2.
Literally, a masturbating or, "jack-off", marathon.

1. Any large amount of time (hours, days, etc.) solely dedicated to masturbating multiple times.

2. Masturbating vigorously multiple times, with friends/girlfriends, or alone for an extended period of time
Jack's wife had gone to her parents' house for the weekend. Since he had ordered the Playboy channel and didn't want all that hand moisturizer to go to waste, he decided to plop down in front of the TV and have himself a jackoffathon.
by actionman777 April 01, 2010
 
3.
See "double anal tug"

A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks.
Being the booty lover that he is, Stan likes to get a couple of big assed girls, oil up their thick booties, and get them to jerk him off using the ol' double assturbation technique.
by actionman777 April 01, 2010
 
4.
A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks. Kind of like a two-bunned hotdog.

Similar to ass job (first definition), but with two asses; much easier to perform.
Gavin got lucky at the bar last night and took these two thick booty hoes home, where they proceeded to jerk him off with a double anal tug. I got it all on video.
by actionman777 April 01, 2010