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jackalmind 

An intelligently opportunistic and predatory manner of thinking.
She is a very forceful person with jackalmind and she uses it to beat out her competitors.
jackalmind by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

jackathon 

Masturbating over and over usually more than 3-5 times a day.
Yesterday I had a major Jackathon since no one was home.
jackathon by Danny Bregman May 11, 2006

Jackassing 

the act of being stupid, immature, a dick, or a jackass.
1. hey man, stop jackassing and get your ass over here!

2. Mike: Paul is being such a jackass today.
Phil: Yea, somebody should tell him to stop jackassing around.
Jackassing by mexicano9191 April 6, 2009

jackanine 

When a jackass pulls an asinine move.
the very act of his arrival, after having allienated everyone, was just jackanine.
jackanine by NKBrat March 7, 2008

Jacketing off

When a male tricks onlookers into thinking that his hands are in his jacket together (interlocking the ends of both sleeve holes) while simultaneously using one arm to jack it hard.
Female Onlooker : OMG, look at Lyle, he is so Jacketing off right now in the corner.

Male Onlooker: No I don't think so, he's just really cold and has both his sleeves connecting to keep in the warmth.
Jacketing off by Chocodiles August 17, 2012

Jackstain 

A stupid person described by a spot or spots of ejaculation.
"Paulie was busted after trying to buy weed from an undercover cop...he is a real jackstain."
Jackstain by Shawna123 September 2, 2005