Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

by Zachzilla October 28, 2020

The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern

V.- When ones Masturbates while taking a shit.

I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Tommynof March 1, 2012

Jack-o-lantern style

When a jack-o-lantern face is carved into the stomach of a dead person and then the "mouth" is used for "oral"

"Let's go over to that train wreckage site and do a little jack-o-lantern style on the newly dead. It makes sense, today being Guy Fox Day and all."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2004

Jack Off o’ Lantern

A carved pumpkin used to simulate fellatio.

The Jack Off o’ Lantern is moist from use.

by UFOMG333 January 16, 2020

jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 20, 2013

pineapple jack o lantern

a jack o lantern, but pineapple. why?

"did you see jake? that madman has a pineapple jack o lantern instead of a pumpkin, what a Weirdo" he says knowing full well he has a watermelon jack o lantern.

by VoidPineapple August 17, 2021

jack-o-lantern

When u smoke a blumpkin wile smoking a blunt

Dude1: i got the nicest blumpkin yesterday.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.

by dontasky23 October 22, 2012