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Jack Off o’ Lantern

A carved pumpkin used to simulate fellatio.
The Jack Off o’ Lantern is moist from use.
by UFOMG333 January 16, 2020
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teabag o’ lantern

The act of placing forcefully dropping one’s testicles on a jack o’ lantern on the night of All Hallow’s Eve.
Bill teabag o’ lanterns my front porch pumpkins every Halloween.
by UFOMG333 January 1, 2018
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