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1.
a code word used to stop a conversation when something needs to be covered up because it is embarrassing,private, or about a person who just walked in on the conversation.
Person 1- Man that Matt Kid is a fa...
Person 2- Muskrat,muskrat.
Matt- Hi guys!
by Terr Ahlander May 11, 2008
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2.
the patch of hair that sometimes grows at the top of the ass crack. Usually becomes visible when the person bends over.
When Steve bent over at work I could see that his muskrat was very bushy.
by ruggala December 24, 2004
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3.
The performance of sobriety when drunk, on drugs, etc.
My mom came home after I'd taken 15 tequila shots, but she didn't even know because I have such a good muskrat.
by Muskrat King February 02, 2012
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4.
The male equivalent of a hood rat. A skanky, sleazy male with no regard for standards who will sleep with anyone. (This is a large percentage of the male, college-age population)
Let's go find some musk rats!
That dude was a total musk rat.
by RatHunta99 November 02, 2010
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5.
Noun; One who engages in rebellious destruction, most often attributable to substance consumption.
David and I were such Muskrats. After the game, we rioted, inflicting thousands of dollars worth of damage.
by Hobson the Muskrat September 17, 2013
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6.
Slang. Prevalent throughout the Midwest, the South, Canada, Eastern European countries and in certain sports like Hockey and Baseball. Facial hair that includes a mustache that connects to a goatee, to form a continuous circle of hair. The facial analogy of the mullet. Also known as a Van Dyke.
When we went to the sports bar, we saw half the guys watching Nascar sporting muskrat's.
Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!
by Big Eddie February 27, 2006
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7.
A small penis that is over powered by the bush that surrounds it; when a man's pubes are more impressive than their penis.
The girl was diggin' my style until I dropped my pants and she saw the muskrat.
by RockCock555555 January 24, 2012
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