It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"
Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?
Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera