Jack Sparrow

Brilliant pirate, captain of the black pearl and a good man!

Sexiest man on the planet

Other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane

And lets not forget his eyeliner!
*slap* Not sure I deserved that
*slap* I may have deserved that
*slap* That one I deserved

But why is the rum gone?

Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for

Now bring me that horizon
by Jack's pirate girl February 02, 2004
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the only pirate i've ever wanted to shag.
Jack sparrow? he could shiver my timbers any old time.
by DoMe.Com March 01, 2009
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Jack Sparrow

Jck Sparrow is: Sexy,Drunk,Funny,Someone, who, if you pause the movie will be making a VERY strange face, Awkward, Neva knowing what hes gonna do!
Some things Jack Sparrow says:

"Cotton's parrot....same question"

"you need to find yourself a girl mate...or maybe the problem is you've found one but are incappable of wooing set strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you!?"

"the rum is gone!why is the rum gone?"
by ~Rikki~ June 21, 2006
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Jack Sparrow

A swashbuckling, manipulative pirate who sails the seas while destroying everyones plans and drinking rum. current crimes include, but are not limited to: impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England; arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. Interests include rum-drinking, sword-fighting, prostitutes, and the sea.
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "

"Can we pretend she is anything but a woman scorned, like which hell hath no?"

"You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? "

"Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"

"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "

"Why is the rum always gone?"

-Jack Sparrow
by kellancullen January 14, 2009
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The best of all, the worst of all, a dumbass, a genius, the cheesiest, the funniest... In short terms, everything and the opposite!!
"He's the worst Pirate of the Caribean!!"
*5 min later*
"He's the best Pirate of the Caribean!!"
by Willoth November 23, 2003
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Utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear
My anus is killing me cause I just got the jack sparrow . But I can't hit him cause he whispered parle
by Jk Inc. April 09, 2011
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Jack Sparrowing

An elevated level of drunkeness that includes slurred speech and swaying while standing. (It is often accompanied with the need to put one's arms out in front of one's self to avoid collisions with walls and/or other surfaces.)
Amanda: I had to help Trent walk home last night—he was Jack Sparrowing!
by Salty Q January 18, 2009
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