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THE hottest sexiest most wonderful pirate EVER, the HOTTEST guy n eyeshadow, the finest all around!
*why is the rum gone??
*If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
by I Luv Johnny Depp October 02, 2003
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by Obsessed December 03, 2003
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The best pirate to sail the horizon!!!

the most humorous of the lot!!

the sexiest of the lot

ladies and gentleman:its CAPT. Jack Sparrow!!!

but you're forgotten one VERY important thing mate..I'm captain JACK SPARROW
by rahul007 August 13, 2006
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My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
by Mrs. Sparrow Brandybuck December 28, 2003
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The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.
Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*
by shoelessloons September 18, 2010
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1. Sexy, sexy, sexy, hott, sexy, evil, sexy, sexy.
2. Makes the best quotes ever.
3. Brilliant/mad. daft
4. A rum-soaked piiirate. pirate
1. "Daft like Jack"
2. "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow savvy?"
by deppths of johnny November 22, 2003
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the neatest,sexiest,funniest guy on earth
"but why is the rum gone"?
by eva guold October 05, 2003
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