by SmileyRay December 26, 2009
by Vietcong_bushcreeper December 21, 2020
A cream of the crop jack ass; An elite group of jack asses that deserves to be classified one step higher.
A jack in the ass cop just searched my car E legally and found nothing like I told him. I wonder why people in town don't respect the law?
You are one sincere jack in the ass.
You are one sincere jack in the ass.
by Hatsitting203 November 12, 2010
A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."
Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
by Guregori February 24, 2020
The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.
one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".
by Jeffey VonDarkeet March 15, 2008
Noun; Commonly a description of a person that is an acquaintance or someone you don't know very well but is truly a natural born asshole. Normally employed when speaking of someone who is more than deserving of being called a total f*#ing asshole but you won't dignify them by even using their name.
Did you hear the way that Doctor A. spoke to that nurse? Well yes, agreed she is lazy heifer, but he is just another Jack-Ass Jones!!
by FlyGirl November 14, 2013