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Also called J-Town.

Capital city of Indonesia.

One of the busiest cities in the world.

If you can drive in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. It's so true.

This could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. You can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don't give a crap about you.

The city where money talks and takes control.

UPS: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the South East Asia!

DOWNS: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.

But it's always party in Jakarta!
Guy A: You know what? I got stuck in traffic jam for 3 hours straight this morning.

Guy B: Well, what do you expect? It's fucking Jakarta!
Jakarta by NolasB November 3, 2008
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Definately coolest place in Asia, you can buy anything, drink anything, eat anything, and dance to anything in JKT. Going there? Walk around anywhere. Best time ever. Try not to get robbed.
Guy/Girl 1- Wow, post 1 for jakarta is really crap...
Guy/Girl 2- Yeah no kidding, Jakarta kicks ass
jakarta by Coza June 11, 2006
Besides as the largest city in the world, Jakarta is the capital of art and culture, best food, nice people, gorgeous girls, great parties and rave, great Jazz fest, and every happenings that happening is here, Jakarta..
Singapore is so small, KL is boring, lets head to Jakarta!
Jakarta by dikku December 9, 2008

Jakarta International School

A school where foreign, rich, mostly asian, cracked boys, and gossiping girls go to gossip, and flex their ping-pong skills in really bad matches in Jakarta, Indonesia. (Only if their parents are as rich as jake paul)
Person 1: Hey look, that kid’s goes to Jakarta International School.
Person 2: I bet his parents are rich af.
Person 1: I bet he owns a iPhone XS Max.
Person 2: I know right.
Person 1: Spoiled, rich kid.
Pilot: request for landing
ATC: Wellcome to hell, Jakarta international runway clear for landing
Jakarta by Ahox November 11, 2018

Jakarta Intercultural School 

A school full of a bunch of spoiled rich kids that make up cheesy drama to be popular.
Jake/ hey man

Josh/ Did u just assume my gender

Jake/ u must be from Jakarta intercultural school

Jakarta International School

A school full of gossipy- bored- rich kids who do not know what to do with themselves. The home of the spoiled kids of Jakarta, Indonesia.
guy 1:That guy is such a tool! who wears a rolex at 14??

guy 2: He must be from Jakarta International School