G-Lit Jabronie 

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.

"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"

G-Lit Jabronie by k-Nice March 24, 2017

jabronie 

juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.

-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.

-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.

jabronie by super86me December 10, 2008

Jabronie 

A person who says stupid things all the time, often without knowing how dumb they really sound.

A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.

Shut up Jabronie.

Jabronie by RelapseSAE December 5, 2010

jabronie 

a word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe

guy #1: I'm dating a girl who wants to be punk.
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!

jabronie by Mike January 4, 2004

candy ass jabronie 

Insult coined by proffesional wrestler The Rock. Meaning and origin unknown but man did it ever piss other wrestlers off.

The Rock: the rock says, go back to supercuts and get your $5 back you roody poo, candy ass jabronie.

candy ass jabronie by Spektrum January 6, 2015

jabronie 

Its like a hockey word or something.

Guy 1: Hey you jabronies!

Guy 2: Cool word.

jabronie by Mac Alwayssunny July 24, 2011

jabronies 

A name you get called when you dick around.

Coach Small called us all jabronies at practice

jabronies by Biscuit jr March 5, 2018