by ssssssssssssssssaaaaaaa June 9, 2005
1) A person who trys to make themselves look like "The shit" by having his beer noticeable in pictures, doing ridiculous stupid poses, flexing any muscles, seductive smiles etc
2) Someone who trys to get into as many pictures as possible
2) Someone who trys to get into as many pictures as possible
"look at john. thats his 13th fucking facebook pic tonight and hes flexing in everyone with an empty natty ice light can that fucking jabber"
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30428465&id=1087440317
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30428465&id=1087440317
by Burnt Rye Bread October 30, 2008
Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.
“It was all jibber jabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”
by AKACroatalin June 3, 2015
The shaft of the penis (usually erect), which can be used by the owner, like a pointing finger, to 'jab' whatever he chooses- be it animal, vegetable or mineral.
"Is that a walking stick in your pocket or are you poking me with your giant meat jabber"- words uttered by Norah Batty during the infamous Compo erection scene in Last of the Summer Wine.
by Lynams Moustache January 5, 2012
when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.
CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.
CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.
Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.
Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.
Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.
by gettinthatfosho August 30, 2009
by fanny munchaaahh September 19, 2010
She had to blabber jabber in the middle of my speech didn't she?
jibberish nonsense talk random chatty unsensible
jibberish nonsense talk random chatty unsensible
by love <333 May 18, 2011