j-mats 

"J-mats" or "Jack-off materials" refers to media that is worthy of masturbation. Common misconceptions include films such as Cruel Intentions and Into the Blue. Sex is indeed present in these films, however duration and graphic content do not provide enough time or desire to beat one out. Often times, one is left with a hard-on and the need to find real J-mats to finish the task. Any movie Jessica Alba partakes in falls into this dreadful fallacy. True thespians that indulge in J-mat media include Angelina Jolie, Shannon Tweed, Sharon Stone, and Anna Paquin (see metacafe.com for examples).

"Have you seen Diane Lane in Unfaithful? Pretty good J-mats..."

"Angelina Jolie has fallen off. She needs to make more j-mats."

"Amanda Seyfried's new movie looks like it might have some j-mats"

j-mats by a-jo March 30, 2010

mattie j 

A pussy ass bitch, who has a small dick.

Damn, jeffrey is a real mattie j.

mattie j by SuzieMom December 23, 2017

Jmatthew

Jmatthew is a usually literally and figuratively a motherfucker. The are good looking and have a nice body. Their hair is usually black/brown, but they are one kindest people ever. If you are able bag a Jmatthew, please stick with him. They are heart warming and incredibly funny. Jmatthew is overall just a good person.

Jmatthew is good looking.
Jmatthew fucked my mom
Jmatthew is a motherfucker

Jmatthew by eqjzxc February 14, 2022

JMatt and the Babymakers

A boy band formed in the early summer of 2010.
the band has 4 members who are boys.

Hey did you see the latest JMatt and the Babymakers gig!" "Yeah man i was there, and it's true about them being baby makers ;]

JMatt and the Babymakers by Flibberdigibbet May 26, 2010

Jmatt 

One who has a "take no bullshit" attitude. Computer smart, idiot friendly and one person you don't want to piss off.

UnFocused.org NOC Admin - Jmatt

Jmatt by UnFocused NOC October 31, 2008