Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum. 

This is a phrase that you say to somebody when they call you gay. The reasoning behind it is pretty self explanatory don't you think?

A: You are so gay!
S: No, I'm not. Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
A: Wow... yeah I guess you're right
Both: *Starts to make out*

Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum. by spenshar October 6, 2021

but its better if you do 

A song written by panic! at the disco. The music video consits of majority of the band looking depressed but the lead singer Brendon Urie is having the time of his life in an illegal strip club. Brendon then gets a lap dance from his onscreen girlfriend and then gets arrested with his girlfriend. Just a normal day in a panic! at the disco music video

"wow my life is pretty shit"
"well at least you didnt get arrested in an illegal strip club like brendon urie in but its better if you do"

but its better if you do by @deathofasinnerx on twitter :) October 20, 2018

Apple is better because its apple

"apple is better because its apple" is often said by people who refuse to give any other phone brand a chance because its not apple. Sometimes this is false as with Samsung phones which have better UI and more customization options for a cheaper price. The myth that androids have bad cameras stems from the fact that android system UI is easier to make so the crappy no name phone brands use it and have bad cameras. so this is a false myth.

Chad: APPLE IS BETTER BECAUSE ITS APPLE!
Cameron:But it's not for several reasons.
Chad: IF YOU'RE POOR JUST SAY THAT!

Apple is better because its apple by Leviathanboi14 June 11, 2021

It's better than nothing 

A phrase used to describe an accomplishment so insignifican it is virtually equivalent to nothing. Often used by slackers to justify slacking.

My goal was to exercise for an hour, but after 2 minutes on the tread mill I called it quits and ordered a pizza. It's better than nothing.

It's better than nothing by GianPaolo September 2, 2011

It's better to wah than to woosh 

It's better to live a happy wonderful life than to perish; or can be a simple fun phrase to tell your friends!

Tim: No please don't kick the chair, Uncle Timmy.
Uncle Timmy: I'm sorry *is about to kick chair from underneath his legs*
Kid: Please, Uncle. It's better to wah than to woosh
Richard:... You're right. *proceeds to kick chair*

It's better to wah than to woosh by FaggitConko69 January 25, 2019

It's better than a punch in the face. 

A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.

'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'

It's better than a punch in the face. by Bob6372 January 4, 2024

It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke 

This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to

"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"

Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke by DEMEMZEA December 15, 2024