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cloth seats in a car.

Jimmy is cheap. He refused to spend an extra $50 to outfit his new Ferrari with leather seats. Now they're itch and we're always scratching.

"No itch, strictly leather." - Big Tymers

by Nick D April 7, 2003

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v. to scratch. Comes from what you do when a bodypart takes the literal meaning of the word. Commonly used with the genitalia, due to crabs.

I had to step back and itch my nuts.

by MighMoS December 8, 2004

Itch

An irresistible feeling of wanting to screw a fictional character or someone in real life.

P1 : I have an itch right now.
P2 : Bruh scratch it!
P1 : K I'm going to pornhub
P2 : Bruh what!?

by EmoTeen52 March 11, 2020

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the crotch area (cuz it "itch"es from time to time).

"If you ever wanna sneek in a camera to a show, stick it in your itch."

by Silent Ninja c1998 July 16, 2003

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The act of inserting, removing and re inserting into the anus children toys.

A: Oh bro, we are soo gonna go itch eachother when we get back to grandmas, ahu ahu.

B: Mr Bond... Only one thing awaits you.. "men prepare the itch device".

by magical christmas behind the furnace gnome April 29, 2008

Gamers itch

A random itch that is caused by stress while playing a video game. This usually happens while playing a game where you can't take your hand off of the controller.

I was on the final level doing some heavy button mashing then I got gamers itch on my elbow.

by ELxNick November 29, 2010

Turd Itch

The special kind of burn your ass experiences when you fail to completely wipe off your arse after taking a dump. Synonymous to a person making you feel ever so slightly shitty. Similar to shit itch, but with a burn.

My ex keeps calling, I have a serious case of turd itch!

by Gozzum October 11, 2014