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just somebody who has one of the greatest cultures in the world....you can
Forza italia!
by el-che February 11, 2003
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italians are the proudest people on the face of the earth, our dicks are huge, we have the best food. and that nazi shithead (Italy=trash) is missing a brain stem. i really hope your looking at this you fuck cause you wish you were like us. we keep fit, we are home to the most brilliant minds on the planet and we have the best sex youve ever heard of. oh and that guy is too dumb to spell anything right either. listen and listen close my friend, we are the italians, the dons, the guidos, the wops, the saugages, the kings of fucking, the dutch haters, the mobs, the guineas,the paizanos, the gumbas, the bread eyes, the fongilis, the roman evolutionees and WE ARE PROUD!!!! go suck a cock
If your not italian, you wish you were
by Pro italy April 02, 2005
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A person from Italy or from Italian decent; sometimes speaks Italian or has family memebers who speak it(Or spoke it if they're dead) They are NOT ANYTHING like the Guidos who are "Italian". The image these fake American Guidos are making Italians as a whole look like the American snobby "Guidos". In fact, thinking this about the Italian culture, is a steryotype
by ARealItalian November 09, 2010
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Lars. F has no idea what he's talking about. Italians not having anything worthwhile to add to history? Here's a nice list.
Da Vinci, Michealangelo, The Roman Empire, Marco Polo, and also not mention America was named after his navigator, also an Italian.
I could go on and on but I'm not, because now I'm go play some soccer then have a nice big dish of pasta.
Irish, Scottish, and Greek people can kiss my hairy, proud, Italian ass
by Dominic October 16, 2003
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Italians are the hottest people ever. Everyone things are sexy boys are gay, but just because they dress better than anyone on earth, doesn't make them gay, actually they are very hott and straight. We have the best food in the freaking world, people who say pizza is American, need to go to Napoli and eat at a REAL pizzeria, one of the small ones in a back ally. Not only, we also created ice cream, the piano, teh compass, and had some of the greatest minds in history, Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Rafaelle, Donatello, Petrarca, Tiziano, Boccaccio, Bellini, Machiavelli, Castiglione, Vasari. America was not only discovered by the Italian CRISTOFORO COLOMBO, NOT Christopher Columbus, but named after an Italian, AMERIGO Vespucci. We play soccer better than any country in the world and this summer proves that, anyone who gives us shit about winning the World Cup just needs to watch us kick ass some more. We have the tightest cars, teh prettiest cities, the most beautiful beaches on Earth in my homeland, SARDEGNA! (proud to be a "sardine"!).

We do not all have mafia connections, Italian girls are no harrier than any other race, we do NOT eat marinara shit and alfredo sauces, and we do NOT put parmesan on fish, EVER!

L'Italia non e per niente tutte queste cazzate americane, noi siamo i piu figi e non ce possono sta. FORZA ITALIA, NEL MIO CUORE PER SEMPRE!
Man, I hate that girl, she's so damn perfect!

Why?

DUDE SHE's ITALIANA, THATS WHY.
by Ritozzza August 27, 2006
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The most amazing people in the world form the most beutiful country in the world! Italians often have dark, curly hair, olive skin, and dark eyes. yes, i know, we are hot. we also make a kick-ass bowl of pasta. American guys get hard whenever they see italian girls and girls get wet when they see italian guys. Not only are we ridiculously gorgeus, we are the smartest people in the world (hello, do you think it's easy making ferrarri's?) a few tips ifd you ever visit italy: Everyone in italy knows how to make esspresso, so don't say anything if you go there and someone teaches you how to make it properly. also, i would advise to speak english only in private. typically, if you are in italy, you should speak italian. eat whatever they serve you, italian food is good, no matter what. Play some soccer with them, you may learn something. Eat as much gelato as you want, worry about it later. you are in italy. la vita e bellisima.
I know you'll have to go visit italy and the italian people now. Buon viaggio!
by io sono la piu bella! March 30, 2006
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We're a living contraddiction. We're warm, easy-going, generally good looking and we like to live life but at the same time we can be real sleazy and too often we tend to choose illegal ways to obtain what we want. I'm not following any stereotypes cause i'm fully Italian, my parents are from Calabria, my grandparents were from Naples and Sicily....i've lived in Rome all my life that means it takes me 7 minutes to drive with my scooter to the Colosseum.... so i know what Italy and Italians are all about... As for real italians,
Yeswe do love eating pasta pizza and all the rest because they taste good Yes we have strong moral values in particular family ones and that is great on one side but on the other hand these are the same values on which the Mafia is based.... not all Italians belong to the Mafia, Italians in general hate the Mafia and do not act like Mafiosi to look cool or powerful.... and anyway the real Mafia has nothing to do with the common Hollywood immage of the street gangster/drug-dealer/pimp but it's actually about money-laundering, rackets and politics.
Yes unfortunately we sometimes do tend to live with our parents for too long but that's just cos our mothers cook the best food and family bonds are really tight
Yes we sometimes have some attitudes that could seem "gay" but that's only because our strong manliness allows us to be confident with our feminine side....that basically means that i kiss my male friends on the cheek but a couple of weeks ago i spent a whole night with two girls in my bed at the same time.... (not kidding)
which reminds me of the fact that Yes we are excellent lovers, both guys and girls.
And No, not all Italians use gel, spike their hair, dance like idiots, get fake tans, wax their chest and eyebrows or do whatever might be classified as "Guido" bullshit. Of course there are people that do all of the above, but in most cases they're considered quite ridiculous and even in Italy we have names to describe these idiotic people ("bori" "tamarri" "truzzi" depending on which part of Italy). As for Italian-Americans, i don't exactly know what they've evolved to be, but if it's what i'm seeing on the net when typing the word "Guido", then i'm deeply disappointed. I just wish they transmitted to the American culture only the best aspects of Italians without being influenced by the negative sides of America. Enough with the Godfather stereotype (it's still one of the best movies ever made) and to hell with all this Italia green-white-red wear! If you're Italian or of Italian origin be proud of it but don't go around acting like a fool and bragging about it...that's not what a real Italian would do. However, keep on spreading our culture and live up to the honour of being a descendant of Julius Caesar.
Italians are Italians. No way to change them.
by Antonino February 07, 2008
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