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3 definitions by A-Man

 
1.
A really smart, good-looking Mediterranean person with kick-ass food, families, and values.
There are only two kinds of people, Italians and those who wish they were.
by A-Man October 19, 2003
 
2.
stupid athletes who happen to be assholes and go absolutely nowhere in life.
Whoa, it's a dumb jock(suprise!)
by A-Man October 19, 2003
 
3.
A women who weighs more than 250 pounds and/or is visibly overweight to the point where she is no longer just fat.
You see that women over there, that is what you call a ton-o-fun.
by A-Man March 31, 2005