Scamp & Burn Us

An establishment that relentlessly tries to self-improve through high grade kleptomania and a penchant for buggery . The Bar Manager is a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. The owner likes to womanize and drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented Bongo's Bingo. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

"Dr Evil used to own Scamp & Burn Us and then he decided to stop being such a c*nt"

by Gandhi's Flip Flop August 3, 2019

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Farts Degree Burn

Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.

This five alarm chili is definitely going to give you a Farts Degree Burn later today.

by Burned_Up_Right_Now February 8, 2012

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Burn Slut

The naive girl that male burners convince to be a pass around. Once one gets in, they all know they can get in too. The girl is typically just trying to fit in or get free drugs, and the males are generally opportunistic, praising the "merits" of open relationships and free love. The girl has no idea that she is just being used for sex and they don't actually acknowledge her as part of the community.

Burner 1: "I got the burn slut pregnant"
Burner 2: "No relationship, no responsibility"

by Hellhammer13 December 15, 2017

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