issue

a problem,(a colloquialism)

I had an issue with the control panel.

by The Return of Light Joker July 24, 2008

issues

Social 'issues' that a 'battler' labours under...

BOD has more issues than the N.Y. Times

by Slammer September 1, 2003

issue

a hypodermic syringe full of the user's drug of choice.

I feel like doing a big issue right now.

Traci and Kim were sitting there, doing their issues.

by bagwhore July 11, 2008

issues

word that is used to descirbe your feelings that someone should be seeking help in the mental sence

you got some issues man!

by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999

That Issue

Another way of refering that you or someone is gettin or wanting to get high off that white girl.

BLACK: What it do bro ?!

RAY RAY: Shit !

BLACK: Wassup on That Issue ?

RAY RAY: Dats wassup. I just got a sixteenth, you down ?!

BLACK: Already !!!!!!!!

by Dat_OakCliff_Nigga October 18, 2006

issues

substitute problems for people who have no real life worries.

problems that would not exist if the "issuee" would only stop thinking about them, unlike authentic problems such as hunger, disease, poverty etc.

1: i need an excuse to listen to anti-conformist music
2: why?
1: so i can be cool
2: *SLAPS!!*

1: i cut myself...
2: why?!
1: it's my "self abusive coping strategy"
2: *ONE INCH SLAPZ!!!!*

by skunky December 27, 2005

the issue

1. The subject of dispute in an adversarial legal system.

2. The subject of dispute in a sex starved, estrogen fueled, female dominated law school section.

slam piece:"IS THAT CHUCK NORRIS in a camp shirt?
bitch: Hell no, thats the issue!
skank: I thought he was a ninja?
chick: He's just a guy that sweats testosterone, drops panties, and fucked the gunner's gf.

by The Dissent February 4, 2010