A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “
rocks” on Last Place Island.
To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a
hard “rock-
like” object into submission.
Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-
like objects.
John: Man.. have you seen the
bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that
guy doing?
Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty
funny to watch, but I must say… That goat
fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!
The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”
Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.
Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.
Rangler. Spell
check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.
There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for
definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
