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Pale Is The New Tan 

The movement of being happy and proud of your natural skin color while using precautions against the sun and without using tanning or bleaching agents.
Shannon: I love Valentino's new orange tan, I want it too!

Sam: No way, Pale Is The New Tan!

Shannon: uhhhhhh....

Sam: PITNT (Pale Is The New Tan)

Shannon: uhhhhhh....no
Pale Is The New Tan by S(I)AM December 14, 2009

Orange is the new black 

The title of the popular Lionsgate/Netflix television show "Orange is the New Black" was humorously adapted in November 2016 following the U. S. Presidential election of Donald Trump, to indicate that Trump (known for his orange-colored skin) would be replacing President Barack Obama (who is black).
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in the election...orange is the new black!

Annoying is the new sexy 

When someone is being so annoying and nosey you develop a crush on them
Girl 1: God! Mathew is so annoying today! But he's kinda turning me on too...

Girl 2: Well you know what they say annoying is the new sexy hehe

Hu is the new leader of China 

A hilarious fake argument between George Bush and Condoleezza Rice. Rice begins explaining that Hu Jintao is the new leader of China, but Bush (obviously) interperets her as saying, "Who is the new leader of China?". *Note it IS fake just in case there's any idiots out there who think it's real.
Rice: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.

Bush: Well that's what i wanna know. Who is the new leader of China? (Hu)

Rice: Yes.

A is the new O 

Stands for anal is the new oral. This catch phrase is sweeping the nation and actually works from time to time convincing girls to that everyone's doing it and it's not taboo. Made popular by Joe from thatshowjoerolls.com.
A is the new O by Jim bo bob March 1, 2007

orange is the new black 

A Netflix Original series that kicked off in 2013. Season 2 started June 6th at 3am. (I'm watching it now. Js)
Ok so, it's about a woman named Piper Chapman who's in her 30s and is sentenced to 15 months for transporting money for her drug-dealing girlfriend (over a decade ago). While in prison she reconnects with her ex-girlfriend even though she is engaged to Larry. Obviously, she has problems in prison because let's face it, it's fucking prison.

It's actually a really good series, so check it out.
OITNB Orange Is the New Back Netflix original series orange is the new black