Irritated

A state of being at which you are ready to punch the next person who fucks with you in the face.

Person 1: Bitch don't fuck with me right now, I'm so irritated.

Person 2: Those are women's jeans.
Person 1: Square up bud.

Irritated by Anon.myous November 8, 2016

irritated

Annoyed.

Stop irritating me with your drivel, and go find the crap yourself.

irritated by Saints October 13, 2003

Irritated eyes 

When your eyes are really, really dry.

Allen: Wow, Amber has some irritated eyes because she didn't do her work.
Ambers dad: YES. I KNOW. I'M GONNA WHOOP HER BUTT. DANG THAT BUTT BIG.

Irritated eyes by Amber Mom November 22, 2011

irritated avians 

Spoof nickname for "angry birds", often used by those who think the game is overly hyped and/or ridiculous.

All she does is sit at her desk and play irritated avians all day. It's pathetic.

irritated avians by truemyth September 24, 2011

Irritainment

(noun)

1. Media spectacles and reality programs that insult your intelligence and are annoying, but you find yourself unable to stop watching.

Man, I really hate this irritainment stuff, but I'm addicted to "World's Scariest Police Chases."

Irritainment by naz_ghul March 14, 2003

Irritaint 

A residual, hard piece of fecal matter that remains lodged in the rectum after taking a dump. It causes severe itching, but rarely pain. The only remedy is to dump again or remove it with a finger.

I took a dump after eating peanuts and I had an irritaint that I couldn't reach until I got in up to the third knuckle. If you are wondering, yes, it was a peanut.

Irritaint by coyotemutt November 12, 2011

Irritated

When your pissed at a school hoe and brandon

I’m so irritated

Irritated by Fuck everything April 24, 2018