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6 definitions by coyotemutt

 
1.
to accidentally send an unintelligible text message to someone while your smart phone is in your back pocket, similar to butt dial, often causing the receiver to reply W.T.F.
My "smart" phone asswypes my wife every time I bang my girlfriend in the back of my Prius.

We were at the movies, and I kept getting asswypes from my girlfriend; she was sitting on her phone again.
by coyotemutt September 06, 2011
 
2.
A residual, hard piece of fecal matter that remains lodged in the rectum after taking a dump. It causes severe itching, but rarely pain. The only remedy is to dump again or remove it with a finger.
I took a dump after eating peanuts and I had an irritaint that I couldn't reach until I got in up to the third knuckle. If you are wondering, yes, it was a peanut.
by coyotemutt November 11, 2011
 
3.
The plastic wrapping for rolls of quarters, when found discarded in community laundry facilities they look like old condoms.
That laundry room was so filthy--the floor was covered in odd socks, old dryer sheets and quarter condoms.
by coyotemutt October 23, 2011
 
4.
A stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. Mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. This can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who "can't let my heart rate drop". Unfortunately, sometimes it drops to ZERO bpm.
ASU has a large number of bumpermagnets on the street. Especially between 8AM and 3PM.

The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. Lucky is when you just get a case of road rash.

This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.
by Coyotemutt February 27, 2014
 
5.
A stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. Mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. This can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who "can't let my heart rate drop". Unfortunately, sometimes it drops to ZERO bpm.
ASU has a large number of bumpermagnets on the street. Especially between 8AM and 3PM.

The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. It is lucky is when you only end up with a case of road rash.

This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.
by Coyotemutt February 27, 2014
 
6.
Fuck Pillow pr. (Foo-pee). A pillow, or pillows, that a dog uses to fulfill all of its sexual needs. Also used by some lonely people.
My dog broke his dingly-doo with a spirited bout with his fupi. It cost me over $100 to fix it at the vet.

My cousin loves the teddy-bear I won her at the fair. When I surprised her in her room one night, I know why she called it Fupi.
by coyotemutt November 21, 2011