to accidentally send an unintelligible text message to someone while your smart phone is in your back pocket, similar to butt dial
, often causing the receiver to reply W.T.F.
My "smart" phone asswypes my wife every time I bang
my girlfriend in the back of my Prius
We were at the movies, and I kept getting asswypes from my girlfriend; she was sitting on her phone again.
A residual, hard piece of fecal matter that remains lodged in the rectum after taking a dump. It causes severe itching, but rarely pain. The only remedy is to dump again or remove it with a finger.
I took a dump after eating peanuts and I had an irritaint that I couldn't reach until I got in up to the third knuckle. If you are wondering, yes, it was a peanut.
The plastic wrapping for rolls of quarters, when found discarded in community laundry facilities they look like old condoms.
That laundry room was so filthy--the floor was covered in odd socks, old dryer sheets and quarter condoms.
Fuck Pillow pr. (Foo-pee). A pillow, or pillows, that a dog uses to fulfill all of its sexual needs. Also used by some lonely people.
My dog broke his dingly-doo with a spirited bout with his fupi. It cost me over $100 to fix it at the vet.
My cousin loves the teddy-bear I won her at the fair. When I surprised her in her room one night, I know why she called it Fupi.